Don’t Spot Me — I’m Trying to Die. 🏋️♂️💀
For the lifters who treat the gym like a battlefield and every set like it’s do-or-die.
No babysitting. No soft reps. Just full send.
Because if you're not shaking on the last rep... did you even lift?
🔑 KEY FEATURES
• Made from 100% ring-spun cotton — ultra soft and breathable
• Perfect for gym days, chill days, or anything in between
• High-quality DTG print that stays bold, wash after wash
• Designed with humor and attitude — for men who lift and laugh
📦 ORDERS & SHIPPING
We offer free shipping on all orders.
Production takes 1–2 business days, then it ships straight to your door.
USA: Orders arrive in 2–5 business days.
International: Delivery times vary — exact timing is shown at checkout.
🎨 PRINTING METHOD
We use Direct to Garment (DTG) printing —
the ink soaks into the fabric for a soft, durable feel that won’t crack or peel.
Even after multiple washes, your print stays vibrant and sharp.
🔁 RETURNS & EXCHANGES
Each shirt is made to order just for you — no mass production here.
Because of that, we don’t accept returns or exchanges for sizing or buyer’s remorse.
But: if there’s any issue with your order (like damage or defects), just contact us.
We’ll sort it out quickly — your satisfaction means everything to us.
📏 SIZING
This fit runs true to size.
For an oversized look, go 1–3 sizes up.
Check the size chart to find your perfect fit.
💪 PERFECT FOR:
• Gym rats who lift heavy and trust gravity to sort it out
• Guys who think “failure” means you’re finally warming up
• Lifters who’d rather pass out than ask for a spot
• Men who train like it’s do-or-die — literally
• Hardcore athletes who laugh in the face of reps
• Men who see a warning label and take it as a challenge
• Anyone who believes safety bars are for quitters
• The guy who trains alone, survives on caffeine, and thrives in chaos
If you're not afraid to fail — or faint — this shirt was made for you.
It’s not for the cautious.
It’s for the relentless, the unspotted, the unapologetically intense.
Because your training doesn’t need saving.
Just caffeine, chaos, and a shirt that gets it.
💀 Add to cart — and lift like safety never existed.
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